Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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