awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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