I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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