I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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