you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
And then he peed in my hair
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