Three words: puerto rican gang bang
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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