he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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