Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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