Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is it penis luge time yet?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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