It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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