it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
