Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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