She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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