Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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