yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she peed on how many people?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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