i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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