id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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