Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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