That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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