I wanna passion pit in your ass
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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