I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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