I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Someone shattered a urinal.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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