I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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