So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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