Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
