He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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