did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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