therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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