I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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