This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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