no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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