So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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