theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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