Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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