FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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