I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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