There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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