I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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