I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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