Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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