I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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