turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize
