This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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