yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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