Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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