Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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