Your mouth is God's brothel.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
