You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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