I hope mine doesn't look like that
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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