I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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