Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I didn't notice because vodka
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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