I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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